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Farmhouse Caffeinated Loose Leaf Tea

Farmhouse Caffeinated Loose Leaf Tea

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Badass Babe: This tea is Jamah's personal blend. She designed it to remind her of home. Earthy, grounding, spicy, sweet...it is everything you want in a cup of tea, truly badass. Customers have claimed this is their favorite cup of tea they've ever had. It has so many complimentary flavors that you never thought could go together. This tea is like what your perfect day would taste like.

 Badass Mofo: This is a bold and killer blend combining gunpowder green tea and peppermint. Gunpowder green tea is named that way for it's bold flavor and shape of the leaf thats rolled and resembles little pellets. It stands strong with it's counterpart peppermint. This blend may sound simple, but it's perfection. Great hot or iced and especially delicious when you add fresh lemon and honey.

Chai Fucking Harder: OK, so this is our favorite chai ever, and yeah, we tried harder to make it that way. First off, we used yerba mate, which is amazingly delightful and has a huge amount of health benefits. Of course we added all your beloved chai spices like cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, fennel and licorice root. BUT THEN, we added the holy tulsi trinity (rama, vana & krishna). This in our modest opinion is one the worlds most medicinal herbs, it helps with everything that ails you. We love it...and this chai has it. So yeah, it chai's harder than other chai's. Mic-drop.

Dirty Earl: You know dirty chai? This is like that but with Earl Grey. The Dirty Earl takes Earl Grey and throws in chicory, cacao and dandelion to create something with all the richness of coffee, and a hint of vanilla. Simple ingredients, complex flavor. Straight up delicious. Try it.

Juicy Ass: First off, this blend is delightful with green tea, hibiscus and lemon, plus it's naturally sweet so no need to add sugar. The combination of ingredients in this blend may help reduce sugar cravings, give you energy to workout and give your liver a bit of cleansing. All this can help drop extra poundage, if you are desiring that. We think you're fucking hot, just the way you are though.

 Smart Ass: This is a fantastic blend for cognitive function!! We love your brain, and we want it to be smart, so it can make good decisions. This blend has a green tea and oolong base, along with badass gingko biloba and eleuthero root (the harder the name, the smarter they make you). Plus we added lemon to take the edge off.

 Thunder Cunt: An expertly formulated blend to help soothe muscle cramps, headaches, bloating, increase energy and improve mood. Basically, when you feel like there is a storm happening in your body, Thunder Cunt to the rescue! This amazing yerba mate based blend is your power tool to help calm the storm.

 Wake The Fuck Up: This is the perfect mix of black tea and black elderberries. So check this out, our Assam black tea comes from a gorgeous farm in India, run by women! We try to support women run farms as often as possible. This blend is killer to energize you as well as boost your immune system (hola elderberries). Great way to start your beautiful day. Pairs best with Go The Fuck To Sleep at night...

 Woke As Fuck: This is a fucking delicious black tea mix with notes of mint and lemon. It has mega brain loving herbs like rosemary, ginkgo and eleuthero root seriously... this blend helps with alertness, cognitive function and memory.

 You're Fucking Awesome: Delicious Yerba Mate mix spiked with tangy hibiscus, lemongrass, a little mint, cinnamon and some natural sweetness. This blend is delicious hot and iced!

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